This afternoon when I logged onto the net, I discovered, thanks to Yahoo, yet again another cure to what might in the future ail me; tangerine peels, my dear friends, could help us all in "the fight against cancer": "Tangerine peel could help in the fight against certain cancers, researchers said on Wednesday." (London, Reuters)
Awesome. I think a few weeks ago it was caffeine, and a while before that something green...spinach or avocado, and before that, chocolate. I don't know, but I find it funny this obsession. It's all good, it could be true, and part of what I find amusing is Yahoo's prominence as a "trustworthy newsource." But this might be a whole other rant.
But this is still sweet, I think this might be my whole new motto, I'll say it about everything. These beautiful windows full of sunlight...yes, you'll find happiness there, just don't absorb too much sun, though you'll get your healthy fill of vitamin D, those happy cells might freeze into a cancerous mess. but that's okay, drink a cup of coffee and eat a tangerine peel for good measure. Have a good dose of extra cocoa rich chocolate.
Or, read this book, it'll change your life, mmm...poetry, will save your soul. How about some delicious life on the side? Ah, yahoo, you wonderful beast of truth, I'll never need my sweet Blake, or Wordsworth, or Darjeling tea for my discontents. Oh, sweet magic eight-ball that is Yahoo, tell me what to think, what I should know.
But this is still sweet, I think this might be my whole new motto, I'll say it about everything. These beautiful windows full of sunlight...yes, you'll find happiness there, just don't absorb too much sun, though you'll get your healthy fill of vitamin D, those happy cells might freeze into a cancerous mess. but that's okay, drink a cup of coffee and eat a tangerine peel for good measure. Have a good dose of extra cocoa rich chocolate.
Or, read this book, it'll change your life, mmm...poetry, will save your soul. How about some delicious life on the side? Ah, yahoo, you wonderful beast of truth, I'll never need my sweet Blake, or Wordsworth, or Darjeling tea for my discontents. Oh, sweet magic eight-ball that is Yahoo, tell me what to think, what I should know.
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2 comments:
You crack me up. That was funny. I heard blue berries and red wine also help fight cancer cells. I heard that on the Today Show.
DaLyn
I loved this post. I've thought the same thing for years. Don't worry, a year or two from now we'll be told that tangerine peels are harmful to our health. Thus the cycle continues!
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